id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I love you. Go after that dick
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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