so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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