I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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The power of my boobs compel you
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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