So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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