she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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