I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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