maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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