Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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