whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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