We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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