if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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