FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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