dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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