my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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