Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
