is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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