i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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