You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
that's an acceptable place to lick
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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