Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Randomize