found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Randomize
