Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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