ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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