i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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