let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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i dont even know how to be here
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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