i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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