We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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