I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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