i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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