i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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