Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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