i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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