why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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