mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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