pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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