Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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