Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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