I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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