at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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