This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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