The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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