Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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