you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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