I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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