He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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