drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
smell my finger.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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