love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
