we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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