jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I want to make a zoo with you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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