lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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