Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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