How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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