so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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