He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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