What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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