What a fucking waste of an outfit
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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either way he was missing a nipple.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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