just tell him i said nine months
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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Also, beer. Big fan.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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