I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't deserve a penis
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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