My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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